Note to all MRT commuters

• The railings in the trains are for people to hold on to, not for you idiots to lean on. If you idiots were to lean on the rails, what am I going to hold on to when I lose my balance? Hold on to you motherfucking idiots?!
• When you see that the train is already packed, do not force yourself in cos those who are already packed in the train have no more place to squeeze into
• When the train stops at a station, those of you who are standing in front of the door, please get out for a while and let those who are alighting to get out. Don't just fucking stand there like a big boulder! What do you expect us to? Move around you and then miss our stop cos we have to manoeuvre our way out?!
• If you are standing in the train and it's really packed, please don't move your head back and forth, unless you want to get a headbutt from the people standing behind you.
• Do not read your newspaper when it's bloody full. The amount of space that you take for your newspaper is enough for a person to squeeze into.
• Keep left on the escalator. Can't you guys bloody read?! Even those who can't read knows that you have to keep to the left cos it's in bloody pictures.
• Please move to the middle of the carriage/train and don't expect others to move in just so you can stand there like a prince/princess.
• If your ears are plugged, please be very observant when the train hails to a stop at each station. It's pointless to say, "Excuse me", if you can't hear a shit. If you want to get a shoulder barge, continue blocking the way, lost in your own world.
• While waiting for the train's door to open, don't suddenly squeeze your way infront of the people who's getting into the train.
• While waiting to get into the train, please clear a passage for those who are alighting if you don't want to get shoulder barged by those who are alighting
• If you are lucky enough to get a sit on the train, please give up your seat when you see an old fogey or a pregnant lady standing in front of you or within your eyesight. Don't pretend to sleep or they're invisible. I really can't stand it when I see really old person having to stand in a packed train and got squeezed while some younger, fit idiots are sitting down, looking at others or catching some "eye shut" time.
• Those of you with big arses (or those who thinks that they have big arses), please stop shoving your arse around.

That's all for now... More observations will be posted later. Adios, suckas!!!!