Things that I've learnt so far in my 20 years....

Here are some things that I've learnt so far in my 20 years of existence in this world....

• If you want to cheat in your exams, do it on the last day of your last year. (No, there isn't any typo error here... That's what some idiots did - I'm not going to list any names)
• You are your own worst critic. If you don't like yourself, nobody would!
• Life is short. Enjoy it while you can.
• People tend to judge a person's personality based on their looks. (Dumb move)
• Your parents can lie to you - and some of those lies are not white lies
• Learn to appreciate what you have now cos when it's taken away from you, you may never get it back
• Being called weird is better than being a poser cos posers or 'clones' don't have their own freaking life!!!
• Making a fool of yourself is okay if you manage to make someone's day by cracking them up
• What you do to your life is up to you. Nobody can control your life cos it's your own bloody life! They have their own life and you are not one of their dolls
• People are born equal, but some are born stupid. And they'll always stay that way.
• Don't fret when people are calling you names or creating rumours bout you. They're just bloody freaking jealous of you...
• Do not be afraid to speak your mind cos you might be called a hypocrite if you don't
• Life is unpredictable. Shit can happens in an instance, anytime, anywhere.
• Talking to yourself is better than talking to idiots!
• Nobody's perfect! Everyone will prone to make mistakes in their life.
• What may seems funny to you, may not be funny to others, and vice versa...
• Stressing yourself is the fastest way to get a heart attack...

This list is purely based on my observation and my opinions. If you don't fucking agree with it or not happy with it, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BLOG?!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!

That said, HAPPY READING!!!!!

I don't ask for anyone to agree with what I have to say. You have your own mind, I have my own mind! You may think this way, while I might think the other way! Other than that, I'm just trying to pass my time until 1800 and trying to keep myself awake, cos I'm meeting my aunt to collect my magazine!!! Woo hoo!!! Adios suckers!!!!!!! Peace out!!!!!

Proof that I'm crazy....

Hee hee... Guess what?! I just asked my aunt to buy an imported magazine for 11 bucks.... Hahahahaha... The last time it was 18 bucks, and now.... it's 11 bucks.... All because............... THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS ARE ON THE COVER PAGE!!!!! Hahahahahahaha..... 29 bucks down the drain and I was actually saving up to go to Philippines (hopefully) next month, cos they're having a concert there... But never mind, I'll tell my aunt to delete that 11 bucks from my August's pay... Am I spending too much money on my fave band? No, I don't think so!!! I've spent 48 bucks before on a CD.... It was the Liberty X's second album and I could only get it from HMV. Thus that means having to pay outrageous price for a piece of disc that I could easily get for almost half the price if I had waited for a bit longer... Bought that in January and they came here in February and almost all the other music stores had imported that disc... So, it was selling for bout 18 bucks... See, I don't care if people call me dumb cos I spend so much money on buying 'useless' stuffs... I don't find them useless. To me, it's just a show of my liking of that particular artists that I like...

Back to the magazine... Yeah, it costs so much cos it was imported (Damn those local magazines! They sucks big time! Please bring back Smash Hit and TOTP!!! Even though they do cost almost 10 bucks!!!) Haha, even the storekeeper remember my aunt. Not because she usually buys her newpapers there, it's because she bought the other mag for me, from the same stall... The one that cost 18 bucks.... Hahahaha... I was on the phone with her and she was telling me that the storekeeper remembers her as the one who bought the 18 bucks mag, and she was asking my aunt if she was buying it for her daughter, and my aunt replied back, "Nah, it's for my niece!" And the storekeeper was like, "Is she a big fan of music?" to which my aunt replied with a yeah... I told her, next time, you should just said, nope, she's a fan of the Pussycat Dolls.... Hee hee

Woo hoo.... 29 bucks down the drain.... Now, imagine what I could have done with that 29 bucks..... *trying to imagine*.......... Hmmm.... Nope, I can't think what else I can do with that money... Buy food? Nah, I don't eat that much, I'm not like my sis or my bro... Buy clothes? I can ask my parents or my aunt to buy them for me... So, yeah, I don't know what to do with it...

Phew! Luckily, this time, my aunt didn't nag at me... The other time she did... Actually, I didn't really use my money to buy that mag. My aunt ask me to get back that amount from my mum... Hahaha... As if my mum would give me 18 bucks just to spend on one mag, but she did, cos I told her I using it to buy some book... hee hee...

Yes! That's how big of a fan I am!!!! Peace out!

The World Cup!!!!

Woo hooo!!!!!!!!! Finally, it's here!!!! Yes, one month of not having enough sleep, and one month of drinking lots of coffee.... But, wait..................... I'm not working yet, so, hahahaha, when others are working, I'm 'working' too...but in my dreams... Hahahahaha... Yeah, my day starts from 6 p.m. and ends at 5 a.m. the next morning... But if I were to come to my aunt's house (like today), then, it'll starts at 8 a.m... So, only 3 hours of sleep for me today... Actually, it was less than that cos it was so bloody cold, and I didn't even use a fan or air-conditioner when I sleep. Since I'm sleeping on the upper deck of a bunk bed, I would leave the windows open. And it was so bloody cold that even after covering myself with my blanket, I was still shivering.

So, yeah, the World Cup started last Friday and the opening match was a great match, but the most of the other matches are such a bore that I found myself channel surfing. The England match was such a bore after they got a goal, but who cares as long as they win. Go England Go!!!

Oh damn! The graduation will be next month on the 4th of July (US Independence Day) and phew, luckily there's no matches on that day. So, I'll have my beauty sleep and won't have any eye bags during that day... Hee hee...

I got to keep a close watch on the games cos I'm having a friendly wager with someone in England. We're predicting who win the matches or which matches would end up in a draw. So far, I'm leading 9-8... Hahahaha... And I'm also having a friendly bet with another PCD fan from Singapore on who'll win the trophy. She's supporting Germany and me, who else? Of course it's England!!! If I lose, I'll have to treat her, and if she lose, she'll have to treat me.

GO ENGLAND GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone asked me to do this.....

7 Random Facts About Me:
1) I'm crazy
2) I love my music
3) I'm addicted to the internet
4) I don't get bored watching my collection of PCD videos
5) I love watching soccer
6) I like going out to the beach
7) I don't give a fuck about what others have to say bout me anymore

7 Things That Scares Me:
1) Being admitted to the hospital (yeah, I am afraid of that)
2) Being in a room full of hypocrite bitches
3) Losing me cat
4) Losing my friends
5) Being able to plan my life for a week, a month, etc... (I live my life day by day...)
6) Waking up to find that my most fave bands are splitting up
7) Being close to snakes (they are freaking digusting creatures!!!)

7 Random Music At The Moment:
1) Buttons - The Pussycat Dolls
2) Mas Que Nada - Sergio Mendes feat Black Eyed Peas
3) Cannonball - Damien Rice
4) No Tomorrow - Orson
5) Soul Suckers - Amos Lee (thanks to someone that I came across that song)
6) The Road I'm On - 3 Doors Down
7) Tied Up Too Tight - Hard-Fi

7 Things I Like The Most:
1) My bed
2) My discman (Yes, I'm still using my discman when others are using mp3 players)
3) My friends (that includes my online friends)
4) My cat
5) My autographed Liberty X poster and album
6) My CDs
7) Freedom

7 Things I Say The Most:
1) Fuck
2) Bugger
3) Doll Domination (I know, I know...)
4) Wait
5) PCD (Now, most of the times... I've been bitten by the PCD bug...)
6) I don't know
7) Yeah

7 People I Want To Do This:
1) Schenelle
2) Sarah
3) Anybody
4) Anybody
5) Anybody
6) Whomever is reading this
7) I don't know...

Not happy with what I have to say?!

Haha... There are some jokers who visit my blog... If you're not happy with my honest opinion, do you see that little red box with an 'X', at your top right hand corner of your computer screen? Well, you should click it and get your arse out of this blog. I don't fucking care about what you have to say about my opinions. Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you're a fan of Paul Twohill, and I'm sure you're freaking pissed off that I criticise your fave... Awwwwwwwww.......................... Do I give a fuck? Hahahahahahahahaha.......................... NO FUCKING WAY!!!! What?! You think I'm going to apologise to all you Sinagpore Idol fans? Haha, HELL NO!!!! I hate Singapore Idol and that's it! Do I want to join the show? Haha, no, cos I'm quite a humble person. I like to share my talent with my family only.

There are haters and lovers of the Singapore Idol, and I'm a hater. But that's not surprising cos I'm not at all patriotic to Singapore... And I've been known to speak my mind about stuffs...

So, to someone with a comment (a coward who can't even post under your own freaking name. Huh, I hate cowards!), I don't care what you have to say! And when did I joke about, in that posts? Haha, are you blind or dumb? *Sigh* I'm wasting my time replying to you, coward...

Wow! My blog's becoming more and more famous... Even people whom I don't know, are visiting my blog and leaving useless comments.... Haha...

Singapore Idol = Joke

Ok.... Suzi was watching the Singapore Idol results show and there are a few words to describe them... Ready for them? Well, they are - joke, lame show, plain dumb, none of them can't sing and it's a total waste of time... Phew! Luckily, I was at my comp on Wednesday so, I didn't catch the Piano show.

First of all, to all the contestant, please correct your pronunciation of the words of the lyrics to the song that you're singing. I don't freaking understand what you guys are singing! Then, what's up with that Paul Twohill (I don't care how to spell his surname) guy? Trying to be like the lead singer of My Chemical Romance, Gerald something? Well, get this - you are not him and don't try to be somebody else. And what's up with the covering of your eyes with your fringe? I sure the audience can't see your eyes. Hmmm.... Maybe, you don't have any self-confidence? That's why you covered your eyes cos it's like a curtain to you... Hahahaha..... Then, what's up with them for only having 3 Malay contestant? But then, the others were rubbish... And none of them have looks!

And what's up with the audience booing Ken yesterday? He was being honest and you idiots should accept the fact that the person whom he was criticising can't sing... And it's plain dumb that for two weeks, I couldn't watch CSI cos they were having this 'encore' telecast of the stupid, dumb show. And they're calling the repeat shows, encore telecast! Encore my arse! Don't they know the meanig of encore?! Bloody hell!!!!!

And Dan the man should shave off his goatee cos it looks ridiculous on him. And please stop wearing those sleeveless shirts. It's okay if you have bulging biceps, but face it, you don't! And Gurmit, why the hell are you trying to act as if you're in your early 30's or late 20's? Accept the fact that you're an old fogey! So, please act your age!

Oooohhhhh!!!!!!! Suzi's being mean today! Hahahahaha..... Who freaking cares?! Ai yai yai.... There won't be much to watch on Wednesday and Thursday at 8 p.m...... Hmmm.... Luckily, i have my PCD vcds! Or I could just go to sleep since I'm a lazy bugger..... Mwahahahahahahahahahaha.............. Singapore Idol totally SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!! SINGAPORE TV and RADIO TOTALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to migrate somewhere else when I have the dough to do that! Adios, suckers!!!!

WTF?!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mediacorp radio censored the new single by The Pussycat Dolls!!!!!!! Like, wait a minute! There's nothing wrong with that song, there isn't any swear words in that song! Why the hell did they bleeped out the word 'fall' in that song?! Ok, it does sounds a bit like fuck, but it isn't. 'sides if Nicole were to sing, "Hardly the type I fuck for", it just doesn't sound right!

Well for their info, here's the lyrics to the song...

Buttons (Featuring Big Snoop Dogg)
[Snoop] What it do baby boo...
Yeah I know mamma u lookin good
I see u wanna play with a playa from the hood
Come holla at me, you got it like that
Big Snoop Dogg with the lead Pussycat
I show you how I flow that
Yeah I wanna grow that
Me and you one on one, treat it like a showdown
U look at me, and I look at you
I'm reaching for your shirt
What you want me to do?

[Chorus] Im tellin you to
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin what you gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin
I'm tellin u to
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin what u gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin'

[Verse] Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Dont leave me askin for me more
Im a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I wanna do is spring this on ya (on ya)
Back up all the things that I told ya (told ya)
You been sayin all the right things all nite long
But I cant seem to get you over here
To help take this off
Baby cant u see (see)
How these clothes are fittin on me (me)
And the heat comin from this beat (beat)
Im about to blow I don't think you know

[Chorus] Im tellin you to
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin
Im tellin you to
Loosin up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin wat u gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin'

[Verse] You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
Cause the love you said you had
Aint been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If im just to much for you to wonder (wonder)
If a kiss dont make youu just wonder (wonder)
What i got next for you
What you wanna do? (do)
Take a chance
To recognize that this could be yours
I can see
Just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby cant u see (see)
How these clothes are fittin on me (me)
And the heat comin from this beat (beat)
Im about to blow
I dont think u know

[Chorus] Im tellin u to,
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin what u gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin
Im tellin u to,
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin wat u gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin

[Snoop] Now you can get what you want
But I need what I need
Now let me tell u wats krackalackin befo' I proceed
Ima show u what I put on that PCD on me, yeah I thought I saw a pussy cat
Now roll with the big dawg, all 6 a ya'll
On me, now tell me how I feel baby doll
Ashley, Nicole Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody
Ya feelin me

[PCD] Loosen up my buttons babe (Loosen up my buttons babe)
Baby wont u loosen up my buttons babe
Loo-sen up my buttons babe
Come on baby
Loosen up my buttons babe (Loosen up my buttons babe)
Baby wont u loosen up my buttons babe
Loo-sen up my buttons babe

[Chorus] Im tellin u to,
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin what u gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin
Im tellin u to,
Loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But u keep frontin (Uh)
Sayin wat u gonna do to me (Uh huh)
But I aint seen nothin


Okay! There you have it (I know there's some spelling mistakes but I'm just to plain lazy to change them. I just lifted them from some lyrics website which some people who are not as lazy as me contributed that lyrics...) I highlighted the word that was bleeped out. Like how dumb can they get? Does fall sounds like fuck?! I heard the song being played on Malaysian radio and on Power 98 and they didn't bleep out that word. I guess they're smart enough and make the effort to search for the lyrics on the net. I was kinda pissed off when I first heard it on Perfect 10 and heard that they bleeped out that part. So, what I did was I e-mailed them, twice, about that, until I realised it was not only them. I was listening to one of the Malay radio stations, Ria (yes I was listening to it cos my bro or my sis would turn the TV channel to Suria at bout midnite when all the shows ended and they put the radio on...), and they played the same version... Hahaha....... I can't believe that they're so freaking dumb. But then, what do I expect? This is coming from the same place that ban the sale of chewing gum. We're gonna be the laughing stock in the world!!!