Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Retards....

Hahahahahahaha... I'm going to dedicate this post to the 'coolest' gang in my class - The Retards...

Oooohhh, first there was three and now they have grown to five!!! Oooh, I 'love' them... Yeah right. They are the most obnoxious idiots that I've seen... Keep saying, "Cher, why must do this, why must do that?" Note to The Retards - Go and Fuck Yourselves... Hahahahaha, no, better go and kill yourself to save Singapore from having to deal with people like you guys...

Have anyone watch the movie, Mean Girls? Well, they have this 'cool' gang, The Plastics. We, too, have them... They're called...............(fanfare please) The Retards!!! Please give a round of applause to them. Yeah!!! But, The Retards are ugly, compared to The Plastics....

What you need to join The Retards...
  1. Lose your brain and be brainless
  2. Draw pockmarks on your face
  3. Wear skimpy clothing, like you're goin to the beach
  4. Having big boobs or big butts is not a requirement
  5. Go for reduction of boobs or butt if you have big butt or boobs
  6. Keep asking the lecturer stupid questions with an irritaing, high-pitched voice
  7. Be bitchy
  8. Hmm... What else?

Well, The Retards have their own and personal nickname,,, When they were three, their nickname was 3NBAs - 3 No Boobs, No Brains, No Butt Arseholes. But since they have gained two new members, they are now called The Retards, or like weirdo likes to call them, The Turtles... Personally, I like the name The Retards (thanks to Liza...). May God bless the guys that are going to be their husbands. Or maybe, they won't get married at all... Ha ha...

God Bless The Retards!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

P.S. I will post my favourite words, but not now... Yeah, I know I promised to do that, but, can't you wait?!

Hahaha

Life is short - enjoy it!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

They sure do hafta fuck themselves coz no one would.

Everyone would be so turned off once their eyes are set on them.

:D

casy said...

i think their own fingers are scared of them too..

shithead said...

Hahahahaha... You guys are cracking me up...