Requirements to be a member of the Pussycat Dolls

I'm so bored right now so my mind keep coming with stupid crazy stuff... Besides, I'm down with fever so, I can't go out. Hence, the creation of this post.

I've been reading that the Pussycat Dolls Lounge are looking for people, so, I was thinking, "Hmm... Maybe, I can help these people who are goin' for the audition, to not make a fool of themselves..." Ok, here's what you need to be a member of the Pussycat Dolls...

1. Must have very long hair.
2. Must have big boobs and big butt.
3. Must be stick thin (not really).
4. Must have a sexy body.
5. Must know how to dance.
6. Must be able to sing.
7. Must have a nice and pretty face.
8. Must be able to fit in the performing costumes.
9. Must be able to continue your routine on stage even though there's a possibility that there might be a wardrobe malfunction.

Alrite.... That's about it for the moment. Damn, I sounded as if I'm not 'straight' by posting this... Ha ha...